Effects:
Jokes aside, our guitar effects aim to be able to compete with whomever, whatever, whenever. Quality parts for the audiophiles - with a special affinity for 60's new old stock - wrapped in solid builds for heavy stomp action. All analogue, of course.

These effects are still somewhat of a secret, but will be made available for a larger audience during 2009. Here's a short guide on how to use them [PDF].

Out:    
Baby Tokyo   - Citrus familly compressor
Boustier   - Dirty booster with tone control
Everyscream   - TS type overdrive modeller
Fuz Completo   - Germanium fuzz modelling
Kindergarten Blitzkrieg   - Octave up blendfuzz
Kindergarten Panzerskräck   - Octave down blendfuzz
Monito   - Bassboosting blendfuzz
Platanito   - The Monito fuzz element stand-alone
Radiator   - CMOS/JFET textured overdrive
Schmolume   - 1 knob clean boost

Runway:    
Caffeine   - Square wave tainted tremolo (In testing)
Calavera   - OC81D germs fuzz (Prototyping)

Drawing board:    
Doktor Knark   - Auto*funk*filter
Junkie Puke   - Distortion/degrader/tremolo
Molotov   - Compressor/expander overdrive
Push Up   - Twin clean booster/splitter/merger
Utah Cut   - VCF based on the Synthacon/Steiner-Parker filter
Vodka Cruiser   - VCF with EG and LFO
Vodka Cut   - VCF based on the Polivoks filter
Vodka Sling   - ad633 Ring modulator with PWM